Hello, cats and beans,
Toby here. First, I want to thank efurryone for the welcome that I and the Other One received. We are excited to be here. I have been invited to join " Attack of the Tabbies" and I accept this honor. My info will have to wait until Dad can help set it up as Mum is a Luddite, whatever THAT is.
I am still having fur problems. When I was being brushed last night- an activity I absolutely LOATHE, by the way, Dad yanked too hard and I had to nip him to remind him who's boss. He yelped and said something that just didn't make sense. My mother was a kitty, NOT a girl dog. Anyhow, his version is that is that it was a completely unprovoked attck. We all know the truth, so I won't discuss it any more. After a while, I strolled out to the living room to see if he was willing to apologize for the way he treated me. He did, although he kept muttering about about cutting off tails and shaving and stuff like that. I'm not worried. They would NEVER take me to the vet and get shaved. I'm just too magnificent. My only concern is that I just might waste away from hunger. There is never enough crunchies, as far as I'm concerned. We get Stinky Goodness at night (which is OK) but I really NEED lots and lots of crunchies all the time. If they are in the bowl longer than 5 minutes, they have lost flavor. Why can't beans understand that?
I only pretend to like Stinky Goodness more than the Other One so I can annoy her. Annoying the Other One is what I do in life. She used to pick on me when I was little and I'm real good at holding a grudge. So now it's my turn. Heh,heh,heh.
Mum is getting ready to do laundry so I have to get ready to twist around her legs and then get my distinctive Tobyaroma on the warm clean clothes.
Full Bowls and Clean Litter to efurryone