Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Mad Toby Parker, Pirate King of the Merrimack Valley, shares with an amazed public his thoroughly modern stealth pirate ship. He refuses to disclose the location, but informed sources say they suspect it is in or near the Baltimore region. The ship,known simply as " Cat Breath" is in port for refitting and for the crew to gorge on crab and shrimp steamed with Old Bay seasoning and kegs of Yuengling beer.

15 comments:

The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, by neptune's beard!! what a fine set-up ye has there, matey!! ye've brought piratin' to a whole new age an' level, an' we're proud to sail w' ye--although we dunno if we'll be able to see ye, what w' all that "stealth" business . . . if yer crew bain't too grogged up after shore leave, why -- come aboard the "nine tails" an' sail along wif us!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Ahoy there Mad Toby, we're furry impurresswd wiv yer stealth pirate ship. Our ship has sunk wivout trace so we're looking to climb aboard another ship furr a bit of pillaging and plundering. Mind yoo, the gorging on crab and shrimp sounds like a priority.Arrrr we fink if ye got a mind to let us we'll be joining yoo to sail the seven seas.
Orrible Eric and Fearsome Flynn

Hot(M)BC said...

Aye n that be a mighty fine ship that Cat's Breath. Why ye might even be able to sneak yon ship inter the pirate hq unawares. Stop by n get some grog! Arrrrrrrrrgh!

Mickey said...

Arrrrgh! A stealth pirate ship? Well shiver me timbers,but that's great.Much better to sneak up on those beans that are stingy with the Temptations.Come join us & bring the Cat Breath,aye!

Fat Eric said...

Arrr! 'Tis a fine ship, Toby me bucko, and I'd be proud to join ye in a tankard of tuna grog and some of that there crab and shrimp!
One of me human slaves reckons she knows that thar harbour of yours, too!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Arg, we be happy to join ye fur da lobster and crab and a bit of grog, yar.

Derby said...

What a different pirate ship. Stealth!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Aye, modern pirate ships are getiin' sneakier! The Cat's Breath is a mighty fine looking ship! Garrrrr!
Yer FL mateys,
Lieutenant-Colonel Janie Jalibird and
Bloody Neck Snapper Ned

One-Eyed Jack said...

'Tis a sneaky ship, indeed! Purrrrrrrfect for a feline Pirate! I'd be right grateful of a tour of yer fine boat!

Pirate Jack

Karen Jo said...

Oh, aye, the Cat's Breath looks a bonny ship, fer sure. I'd be feeling honored to have a tour around her. I raise a tankard o' the best catnip ale to ye, fine pirates that ye be.

Miss Peach>(^,^) said...

Thank you dearest friends for loving me so very much and sending me your healing purrrrs and purayers. I have eaten my dinner and drank some water. Mommy puts me in my litterbox and I go pee, then I scratch the carpet and headbunk her. I purrr as she puts me back into the frying pan. I hope she still likes me after I put a hole in her thumb...she should be faster with that pill thing!
Love Peachy

Christine and FAZ said...

Cat breath, my favourite smell and a great name for a big boat. FAZ

Fat Eric said...

My mum wants to thank you for the purrs and good thoughts after her Very Bad Day on Wednesday. She has recovered slightly now and her colleagues bought her some chocolates to show their support. The repercussions of The Incident are still going on and one of her class has been expelled from the school and that is a Good Thing.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

Our Daddy used to work on one of those ~The Fluffy TRibe

me...Fat Eddy said...

ahoy there, it's me Captain Fat Eddy the Fierce and my trusty first matey, Phinny the Foolish. We'd like permission to come aboard your pirate ship...about dinner time if that's okay.

Everyone's comments made the lady peep laugh out loud. She especially likes the name of your stealth ship. Just between you and me, I'd really like a "stealth" ship sometimes so I could hide from Phinny the Foolish.